It's mad hot here...

it's the ma-h-nnnn i can't wait to get a beer kind of hot. it's the is it just me or are all the glasses inadequate and inappropriately sized cause i'm going to need at least five of these hot. the can't i sit in my bed at night without having to drench my shirt in sweat hot and the how many shirts do i need to buy so i still have clean ones by the end of the day hot. the just sitting causes super sweaty thighs, causing sticky clingy clothes, causing let me subtly but obviously grab my underwear and try to extract it from my butt awkward motion all the time hot, the damn have liquids always tasted this good?!?! hot, the sorry earth, usually i don't like showering but now i just gotta take them all the time hot, the how close can i get to the ceiling fan while still being safe? hot, the if you're keeping that bus window to keep your hairdo straight i'm going to punch you hot, the i use my sweat for salt now hot, the if you don't shut up right now i'm just going to have to punch you hot, the "pardon? could you be so kind to help me unzip my skin" hot, the i'm going to punch you because it's hot hot, the punching my self to supplant heat with pain hot, the suns gonna knock me out hot, and it's the, and it's the, it's the, it's the aaaaaahhhhhgggghhhh. naw, it's pretty hot but i think i'm-a-gonna be alright.

but seriously, i'm going to punch if you mention how hot it is again.